Hello, I am Eagle I Spirit. I used to write weekly NFL picks for a dozen websites a few years back, mostly under the names Peter Hansen or Draftman Hansen. I went my whole year of writing not losing to the spread one single week and the following year when i just wrote my picks for a few "fans," didn't lose one single week either. Now that I truely have tuned in to daily psychic vibes, I look forward to writing weekly picks if there is any traffic that comes this way. Here is a mock draft.
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1 Miami Dolphins 0-2 -- 3-4 OLB Michael Johnson -- The "Big Tuna" can only swim with these Dolphins, who remain sunken in last place -- this year without a last second miracle win by the water boy. The good news is the 1972 perfect Dolphins team won't have to worry about this team any time soon tarnishing their golden image as the only undefeated team. Even if the ol' geezers played them next week, this year's crew will still be the first to go 0-16. Not even in the fantasy department, does this team interest in the least. No offensive player ought to have been ranked any higher than dead last, and the offensive line and defensive have a chance to be considered the worst by the end of the year. The best defender preferred to be a dancer this off-season. Oh yeah he danced off to Washington, but Michael Johnson is a very similar player and fits ideally in the 3-4 defense, though he would be an extremely risky 1st pick, since prior to this year he has had only made one start, and this year already contributed to his team's loss, because of an illegal facemask. I guess he fits right in with these loveable losers.
