Braylon Edwards Assault?

Braylon Edwards and his posse apparently are rolling Cleveland looking for LeBron and his posse?  What is going on here?  Braylon Edwards, king of the drop and the one year wonder season, decided that he was ALLEGEDLY going to throw a punch at one of LeBron's friends.  And, I want to be honest here, I've made Rocky references my entire life.. but Braylon really can throw a punch like Rocky and even Ivan Drago.  Rumor out of Cleveland.. and even around the NFL is that Braylon's hands are made of stone, literally.  LeBron's friend basically got lit up with a brick to the face.  That had to hurt a little bit.  

Apparently Cleveland isn't big enough for both of them because Bron Bron says that Braylon has jealousy towards him.  The best part of the whole thing is.. who in the heck does Braylon Edwards think he is?  Really?  You want to roll IN Cleveland against LeBron?  Uhhhh.. Bron might be the greatest player in the NBA by the time his career is over.  He's from Ohio.  He's balling in Cleveland; they just made it to the Eastern Conference finals last year.  Did you know that Braylon?  Meanwhile, you had a all things go right Pro Bowl year in 2007.. and then?  Oh.. the Browns went 4-12 in 2008 with you leading the charge with 16 dropped passes.  NICE.  Now, you're in a contract year.. playing for a team that hasn't scored a TD since... well, according to this calendar since this guy was a factor in the NFL.  So, what are you going to do?  Simple.  Instead of going home, going to bed, and coming back ready to work hard on Monday.. why don't you, Braylon, head out on the town with your boys and at 2:30 AM punch a guy that LeBron calls "130 pounds and smaller then my kids."  

Eh.. LeBron?  How old are you?  24?  I don't know how many kids you have, and I really don't care.  But, since you are 24 years old, I am going to throw this out there.  I really, really hope that 130lbs is bigger than your kids, however many there are.  How old do you have to be as a kid to get 130?  I mean, what is a big 130lb kid?  12?  That puts you at 12 when you had your first kid Bron Bron.  C'mon.  You can ball, but you aren't that amazing.